I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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