What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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