we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize
