Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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