you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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