What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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