D3 body, D1 cock
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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