sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
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