2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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