Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
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