chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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