Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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