Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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