SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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