Sacagawea was the original milf.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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