You made me cry and you don't even care
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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