Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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