so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
our cab driver is having phone sex.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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