singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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