Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I got inside last night via doggy door
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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