But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Shitshow foam night was such a success
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
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