Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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