the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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