thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Randomize
