I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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