Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
did i just pee glitter
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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