What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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