sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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