David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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