I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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