Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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