using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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