i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Randomize
