I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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