i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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