I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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