You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I can text with my tongue
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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