Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
you would pick up someone in the library
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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