it was like eating out sand paper
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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