He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
