You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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