North Korea, Best Korea!
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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