I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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