dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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