and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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