Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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