I CAN MOONWALK!
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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