he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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