Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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