I am puke
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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