GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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