my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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