Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
