I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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