Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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