you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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