He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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